Words of Wisdom

The latest from Elsie:

• "I can jump so high! Because when I grow up, I'm going to be a ninja!"

• Lessons learned from "Fantasia": "When you twirl around on one leg, that's a ballet move, but when a boy ballerina sits on your leg, that's not a ballet move."

• Elsie was playing with her doctor set, and said she needed to give me a shot on the neck. I asked, "What kind of doctor gives shots on the neck?" Her horror-movie reply: "I'm not actually a doctor... I'm a hunter."

• "I'm disguised as a dark room! Ooooooo!"

• Josh, making a funny face: Elsie, how do you like my face?
 Elsie: It's not in style.

• While we were sitting at the dining room table, just talking: "Incidentally, how do you like the wig I made from my strawberry top?"

• "Can I have this string to spin my website?"

And one from Jacob: "Rice Krispie is MARVELOUS!"