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Sunday, April 10, 2011

The Mop, in the Dining Room, with the...

The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

I woke up one morning and went into the dining room to find this grisly scene:



My guess is that [The Mop] was jealous of what [The Broom] had going with [The Dustpan] and decided the only way he could get in on that action was to bump off [The Broom]. But apparently it didn't work, because now [The Dustpan] won't have anything to do with him.

That's life in our neighborhood.
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  1. JoshApril 11, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    We figured out later that Elsie had just left half a popsicle on the chair (that you can see the leg of in the picture) overnight and it melted.

    But, honestly, that story's pretty boring.

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